Mature Cheddar

Mature cheddar is slang for "old money". If somebody inherited their fortune, they are classed as mature cheddar.

“How did you manage to buy half of Switzerland and a Gucci handbag?”
“I'm mature cheddar.”

by C L G July 4, 2021

JACK CHEDDAR IS GOOD

means the mentioned cheese is good.

i think JACK CHEDDAR IS GOOD

by HIHIHIHIHHII!!!!FURRYSEXWATCHE July 31, 2023

cheddar skillet

When a man with dick cheese performs anal on a man or woman.

I can't believe Justin doesn't wash his dong, he gave me a cheddar skillet!

by Beefalot June 4, 2017

cheddared

when you shit on the wall and it slides on down, leaving a line

Drake: you see how i totally cheddared Jennie last night?
Josh: Bro do me next

by ⁴²⁰⁶⁹ November 7, 2022

cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.

Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!

by Cup of Rice February 25, 2014

Cheddar

Cheezy, over the top, overly involved, hyped low quality.

"He baked pink cupcakes for all the staff, that's so cheddar" "The decorations for St Patrick's day were so cheddar they must have come from the dollar store."

by Lylubell August 2, 2023

sounds cheddar

sounds cheesy yet cool

Chad: sounds cheddar, bitch

by timhoe August 29, 2017