Certificate

In School:
-The only thing you get from winning a school event.

-A useless piece of paper you can win and brag about with other students.

Other Situations:
-A piece of paper proving something you have or own is yours.

-Common types are Birth, Marriage and Death.

-I won a certificate at a school competition today, the fuck am I gonna do with this? You think I burnt half of my life in training for this moment only to get this thing?
-Here's a certificate of me winning firsr place. Suck it.

-Dude, that thing is mine, I have proof here, a certificate with specific date and my signature and such...

-I got my birth certificate today now I can apply for this school.

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam July 2, 2018

Cerys

A beautiful young girl, chin up 24/7, Welsh, amazing at every thing! Everybody loves her deep down inside as she is one those females who can entertain anybody in a positive way and is just so kind in general. The name is quite rare, but unique of course. If your called ‘Cerys’ then count yourself as a lucky one. 😊

“CERYS is a wonderful young lady”.
“CERYS is a Welsh name”. (etc)

by British Dictionary 2019 October 2, 2019

certified egirl

an egirl that is certified by the gamer king, and can give out no nut november passes.

"yo did you get that no nut november pass from a certified egirl? cause if not it won't work."

by 9taillllllllllllllllllllllllls November 2, 2019

DROP CENTS

TO DROP CENTS HAS A FEW MEANINGS;

1. to drop knowledge, share knowledge, to put someone hip to something, to teach someone a lesson, to coach someone, to school someone, prove someone wrong, to show someone the correct way or correct point of view.

2. to spend a lot of money, to splurge on material items, to blow cash like its nothing, to spend money as if you will never run out, spending extremely large sums of money with no regard, to make it rain

"The hot wings at Roscoes are fire!! i didnt even know about them, until Jay drop some cents on me about em. I wish he would have told me sooner"

"I had to tell Carlos how to get a ladies attention, he is a rookie, i had to drop cents on em. "

" That music video was wack, they dont know what they doin, i need to drop cents on them fools. Then maybe they can make a hot video for once."

"we hit the Shop Sneaker store and drop cents !! i got 7 pairs of kicks and Marlon got 5 pairs!!"

" I need to get this money right so when i get to Miami i can drop cents u dig! "

" I cant mess with that gold digging chic, she just want a man to drop cents on her"

by dropcents.com August 12, 2009

fashion cents

Money that is used to buy clothing/accessories.

Stacey: her clothes are so out of date
Rita: it's because she has no fashion cents and can't afford the latest trends

by thefartsinourstars March 4, 2013

Google Certified

Knowing everything you can on a specific topic and becoming a professional by using google.

Jessie- I know everything about Parakeets

Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?

Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH

by jkplaymate07 July 12, 2012

cets

1. A place where embittered and unhelpful wastes of time work, telling you how to get a shitty job and deny you the opportunity to work where you want. This ignores the fact that they were on a course there and had no chance of getting a job themselves, so decided to work there and generally take out their frustrations on the poor sods stuck there.

2. Home of most New Deal courses, unemployable chavs and bigots, and an overhanging sense of despair.

"For the next six months you will be placed at the nearest CETS Centre and patronised until you can't be fucked to play along, while surrounded by ignorance on a scale not seen since the last BNP conference." (paraphrased, of course)

by OD Smith March 15, 2005