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carlos means a sexy guy and everyone loves him
Carlos by anonymous June 17, 2022
Your first best friend of all time that would never leave you without any reason

Nevermind he just blocked you from discord
X person: Carlos sucks
Carlos by The69 July 20, 2022
They are a definition of a chupacarlos
Looks it’s chupacarlos
Carlos by anonymous August 14, 2022
Beautiful, but hella lazy, this animal's natural habitat is the hoods of america's most dangerous cities and Five Guys stores. Despite being a lazy and sometimes shy animal, this creature is among the top 10 most dangerous animals in the USA, being the nº1 cause of gang shootings, despite his cousins in his homeland (Cape Verde) being civilized and just lazy and friendly. Carlos is an exotic species to US soil since it was brought in 2010. If you want to lure him, it's very easy : all you need is some bananas and a thick MILF or a glock.
''Carlos just stole my bananas and my girlfriend!!!!''
''I just saw my girl in Carlos's music video shaking her butt''
''Last night I walked in on my mom and she was getting smashed by Carlos''
Carlos by BM Taker September 24, 2022
Carlos is so dumb and idiotic but I low-key like him.
Carlos is stupid.
Carlos by rawr5938 October 13, 2022