He's so in-tune with his culture he had a Canada's History in the guest room at a party last night. The moose will never be the same...
by Audiac February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act in which two women defecate into the stanley cup, dribble maple syrup onto it and then eat it to induce vomitting. All of this is done as a moose watches.
by MarkyStover February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by StevenFan February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.
by Carl FTWinslow February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act so depraved that it shouldn't ever be uttered. Using a moose's antlers (preferably while the moose is still alive) to penetrate a vagina that is covered in maple syrup. A man licks the syrup off while this is happening but does not swallow, it and any ejaculation are put into the Stanley Cup.
Guy: Dude I did Canada's History with my girl last night!
Other guy: Aw fuck man, I didn't need to hear that shit! But where'd you get the Stanley Cup?
Other guy: Aw fuck man, I didn't need to hear that shit! But where'd you get the Stanley Cup?
by Bri - Guy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by LogicXX February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by patty iced February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.