(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
by Consopite April 29, 2011
Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-
Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!
Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!
by SketchB10 January 13, 2012
A girl who is silent for years and keeps listening and listening and listening and listening and then people keep getting more and more and more her nerves and she is patient for long and Then one day explodes and then people question her “ is she crazy ? “
She is crazy , she was little crazy before I never thought she was extremely crazy like that .
And we need to place her to mental hospital maybe . But then she is very dangerous bomb like unknown Mina and people think she is such a girl who doesn’t responds and shy and very powerless so we can say anything we want to her till we drive her crazy and then put all that blame on her together. .while she is very thoughtful lady.
She is crazy , she was little crazy before I never thought she was extremely crazy like that .
And we need to place her to mental hospital maybe . But then she is very dangerous bomb like unknown Mina and people think she is such a girl who doesn’t responds and shy and very powerless so we can say anything we want to her till we drive her crazy and then put all that blame on her together. .while she is very thoughtful lady.
Hey : you know that girl she is crazy
Hello : but I thought she was good , she is very friendly , but sometimes looks sad .
No she is crazy because I really got on her nerves too much that I don’t know how to make her a good girl again .now I can’t stop her .
So I gotta call her crazy so she can become powerless and keeps listening to every crap I say and we all can break her to the core till she becomes real crazy . Calm girl
Hello : but I thought she was good , she is very friendly , but sometimes looks sad .
No she is crazy because I really got on her nerves too much that I don’t know how to make her a good girl again .now I can’t stop her .
So I gotta call her crazy so she can become powerless and keeps listening to every crap I say and we all can break her to the core till she becomes real crazy . Calm girl
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