calligidentations

marks you get on your forehead when you fall asleep at the keyboard

Mojo was always waking up with calligidentations

by mojo2 June 18, 2007

Carling-in-hand

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.

Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!

by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018

Collingbourne

If you happen to be gifted the last name of collingbounre then you are one of a kind. Having the the last name collingbourne comes with great responsibility, meaning you must go out into the world and do something with ur life. May not have to be come famous or known by many, but go out there and be good to what u can and don't take shit from anyone. So, if you happen to be apart of the family. I respect you and hope all the best from the one and only T collingbourne

"Yo did you hear bout the collingbournes?"
"Nah man what's up"
"Nothing all of them are jus legends"

by The true collingbourne April 17, 2019

callina

A young intelligent beautiful girl; one who loves to have a good time and can never be taken seriously.

Callina made a funny joke in class and no one could stop laughing.

by Alyssaxmurphy May 30, 2021

Repose Calligraphy

The state of your handwriting when extremely drowsy, tired, fatigued or sleepy.

Ie. the gibberish notes you take in class when your half asleep.

teacher: "...and so class, I hope your writing this down, x=pie $$%..."
student: *takes notes while dozing off*

Later at home...
student: wtf is this? *looks at notes and doesn't see, x=pie $$% but instead see's 匕z乂朩shxhdn.*Dang, I have repose calligraphy.

by TashL. July 10, 2012

collinger

A guy that is much cooler, taller, and sexier than all of his friends.

Man, that guy's popular, I bet his name is Collinger!

by DefinitelyNotCal July 14, 2016

carling

A Norwegian sport where you push a guy named Carl across ice. Not to be confused with curling.

Hey did you watch carling last night?

Yeah Canada totally dominated the US in the final rounds with some nice broom works.

WTF, I said carling not curling you loser. Who watches curling anyways, it's like hockey minus the speed and excitement.

by sulo251 February 27, 2010