buzzbooking

The 30's plus group that has a few glasses of wine or a few beers and then stalks their "friends" on facebook before they go to bed.

I was buzzbooking last night, and I realized that Sue must be close to a divorce because she doesn't have one picture of him posted.....

by nicolerodo December 21, 2010

Buzz one out

The female version if "rub one out". The act of female masterbation with a vibrator.

That movie made me so horny afterwards I had to buzz one out!

by Ldogg October 12, 2014

solid buzz

Being very drunk and/or high. The marijuana should be smoked through a gas mask bong.

"I'm so mashed man, what about you?"

"Man i've got a SOLID buzz.."

by Jeeeem February 7, 2008

Shit buzz

A situation that is crappy for reasons of ruining fun.

They increased the price of waffles, shit buzz.

I'm working on St. Patrick's Day.

Aw man, what a shit buzz

by waff June 27, 2012

riding the buzz train

The state of being somewhat intoxicated, but not completely shitfaced.

Lawrence took 5 shots before the basketball game, so he wouldn't be completely fucking bored the whole time. Lawrence was Riding the Buzz Train.

by Moby Bigdick March 12, 2010

Buzz-Aldrin

The act of pooping with full Motocross/Motorcycle/Mountain-Bike/BMX gear on, inside a bathroom. Preferably a hot muggy port-a-potty, also known as a Tijuana Sauna.

Full gear meaning a full-face helmet, goggles, protective upper body pads/armor, riding apparel, knee pads, riding shoes, and gloves. All are required to be worn except the gloves, but performing a "Buzz-Aldrin" with gloves on holds higher merit and accomplishment (this is because of the added challenge while wiping).

The act is named after the famous Astronaut Buzz Aldrin because the act is similar to the challenge an Astronaut faces when its time to go to the bathroom. Since Buzz Aldrin was also the second man on the moon, he deserves a little extra credit!

I just took a Buzz-Aldrin without taking my gloves off!! Awesome!

by MountainGiraffe July 29, 2010

buzzed

This means you are kind of high. If your not quite high, then your buzzed.

by Root January 8, 2003