Birthday Like Spree

The liking of every post on one's wall on one's birthday, often seeming incapable of actually thanking the people who wrote.

Alex: Dude, Kramer liked every post on his wall. WTF

Ross: Yeah, man, he went on a birthday like spree

by Jorby September 8, 2011

Birthday Robogreeting

A meaningless email wish to have a happy birthday, sent to you by a computer on your birthday from one of the stores, banks, or websites where you have entered your personal information, including your birth date.

I just got my fifth Birthday Robogreeting today, this one from the Corvette Forum.

by tquinn January 31, 2012

Birthday Jerk

Someone who feels an excessive amount of entitlement on their birthday.

"Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."

"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."

by PlaidAndSubtract January 3, 2013

birthday queef

When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.

I sent Kyle a snapchat of my birthday queef last night.

by Mr.Noose October 26, 2013

birthday zone

The 72 hours before and after your actual birthday in which it is still technically your birthday.

Friend 1: "Sorry I forgot to wish you a happy birthday yesterday!!"
Friend 2: "That's okay, I'm still in the birthday zone."

by iEATyourCUPCAKE November 5, 2013

birthdayzilla

A person who places way too much emphasis on their birthday to the annoyance of anyone even remotely acquainted with them.

"OMG guys my birthday is in 196 and a half days!" Oh my gosh Thomas you are such a birthdayzilla.

by silkyswag October 8, 2016

birthday threshold

The level of friendship you deem necessary to exist between you and a friend to warrant posting on their wall when Facebook alerts you it is in fact their birthday.

Wife: Hey, honey, did you wish my cousin Jay a "Happy Birthday" on Facebook?
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.

by DarkWingSchmuck September 21, 2016