tree surgeon banter

Tree Surgeon Banter is a form of comical mocking and sarcasm used by those working in the arboricultural sector. Based strongly on innuendo and euphemisms. A facebook group with over 2500 members has been established in support of this unique type of banter.

I just love the way you've trimmed my bush - that's tree surgeon banter
Wow look at the size of Robs Chainsaw, very impressive - that's tree surgeon banter
Just look at the way he's caressing his trunk - that's tree surgeon banter

by thetruthsayer June 11, 2015

If you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

A phrase used to describe a non-banterous bitch who can’t take my jokes

Wow stop getting offended easily yk if you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

by I don’t know mate June 18, 2019

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

Brantley County

A small town in Georgia in the middle of no where and you can't get service and people date their cousins.

"Where you live?"

"Brantley County"
"Wow, how can you stand to live there? Do you date your cousin?"

by Trinity Drury September 5, 2015

Bant

Shortened from Banter, meaning for something to be highly enjoyable.
Spoken commonly in the South Eastern part of the Republic of Ireland.

"Jaysus, that session was great bant."

by Michael Ronan April 26, 2009

Brantford

Shittiest high school in Canada

Boy, I fucking hate BCI!

by Bloodflame August 6, 2004

Brantford

The worst city you’ll ever visit. It’s full of homophobes, racists, sexists, you name it. Not to mention it’s dangerous EVERYWHERE. If you’re out walking your dog, make sure you wear a bullet proof vest. Just a bunch of crime, violence, poverty, ghettos, drugs and assholes. Someone is always either looking to kill, fight, or rob you. I didn’t even realize it was possible to have this much crime in one area! The only good thing to come from this shit hole is Wayne Gretzky.

Brantford sucks.

by StoneCold95 July 1, 2021