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Boyfriend reflex

A male's inherent ability to compliment his girlfriend on a moment's notice, almost as if there was no thought necessary. This most likely occurs because the male will be 'rewarded' for his actions later.
See: sucking up
Emily: Wow, look at those flowers, they're so beautiful.
Jacob: (immediately) Not as beautiful as you baby.
Emily: Aww, you're so sweet, how'd you think of that so fast?
Jacob: It's my boyfriend reflex. Let's go back to my place.
Emily: Ok sounds good!
by WastingDaylight July 6, 2010
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boyfriend epidemic

When all the pussy in the residence hall is taken by random douchebags who live out of state.
Damn, there are so many hot chicks here. Too bad there is a fucking boyfriend epidemic.
by dlcopperfield September 28, 2009
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boyfriend jacket

a jacket/coat a girl wears that belongs to her boyfriend. she'll make up any excuse (the most common, "i'm cold!") to get her boy to give her his jacket, so she can wear it everywhere and sleep with it, therefore being surrounded by his scent where-ever she goes. then it starts smelling like her and she gives it back for a while.
jackie-"why is kelly wearing that? it's way too big for her"
stacy-"oh, that's just her boyfriend jacket. she's had it since saturday"
by 369369369 April 20, 2008
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boyfriend bench

The bench designated for boyfriends to sit on, usually outside a fitting room, while their girlfriends shop and try-on clothes.
Mark: Dude, I hate shopping with my girlfriend.

Ron: Let me guess...she makes you go store to store and hang out on the boyfriend bench.
by yay4me80 November 15, 2007
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Boyfriend territory

Boyfriend territoy is the places on a girlfriends body that only the boyfriend gets to touch. Obvious ones are boob/vagina, but there is also the small of the back and waist/hip area.
Person 1: Oh my gosh! He just lead her to that room while touching the small of her back!

Person 2: Are they dating?

Person 1: They must be! He went into boyfriend territory!
by Slangwriter4eva August 21, 2012
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Boyfriend Roulette

Also commonly abbreviated as BF Roulette, this is the culmination of a girl's desperation. She proceeds to advertise to people, often on live social media, that she will host a game of BF Roulette. After doing so, she posts her phone number and sticks her phone into her vagina. Calls will tend to come in from a wide variety of people, depending on the nature of the initial advertisement. The vibrations caused by the call that causes her to orgasm is the person who becomes her boyfriend. Depending on the phone and call density, the drawing process takes anywhere from a few minutes to an hour.
Alyssa was tired of trying to work for a man that suited her. At this point, all she wanted was a good, hard fuck. As her horniness got the best of her, she tweets her number as throes of willing men, close and far, young and old, black and white, begin to send vibrations into her vagina with the touch of a button. As she reached climax, she takes note of the number, sits at her computer, and posts again:

" Boyfriend Roulette: 107th caller!!! Lucky man ;) "
...and proceeds to call the number that made her cum.

Meanwhile...

Mike: *Phone rings* awwwwwww yeah
by RoightStoight October 27, 2014
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Boyfriend Points

When the man does something correct and the girl gain respect for him
Girl: wow you get some Boyfriend points for knowing all of that about me
by Thadius thunder thighs August 16, 2016
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