bowels

The propper term for "Butt Cheeks."

I open my bowels in your general direction!

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

bowers

A huge, mis-shapen and somewhat sloppy turd that typically occurs after a particularly poor party and contains small nuggets of corn or peanuts, to add texture so one "feels it" on it's way out. Should never be used in conjunction with a "Cleveland Steamer" or a "Pittsurgh Platter."

Oh man, I took one hell of a bowers this morning

by the gypsy August 18, 2006

bowers

The ring of fecal material around the toilet bowl above the water line that had been shot out of an asshole at a high velocity (often accompanied by diarrhea).

I bet that hot, wet shit I just took created a bowers.

by Urinal Cake January 12, 2008

Bowel Monkey

Fart, Botty Burp, Gas. Descriptive of a person that is suffering from wind due to eating legumes, indian food, excessive alcohol consumption or anything else that causes wind

Mate I've got a case of the bowel monkeys today

by Juanita Davis December 24, 2007

Bowed

Bored

-I'm soo bowed
~What?
-I'm bored....
~Ooooh

by Yourmumzzzzzzzzzz February 19, 2010

bowers

the epitome of a total piece of shit in life.

tracy dropped out school.
what a piece a shit...she turned out to be a real bowers.

by jeremy345 January 12, 2008

Bowel Movement

bowel movement means doing someones mum up the backside the she shits on your chest

Me - I did Bowel Movements with your mum last night

Liam- Really?!

Me - Yeah! she shat on my chest :O ^^ XD

by MattyC575 February 10, 2009