the blob

When an obese man is laying on an obese lady trying to find where to stick his penis.

Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.

by ijackoff2u January 23, 2011

Butt Blob

A geriatric tramp stamp on the small of an elderly ladies back, that has morphed into an unrecognizable ink blob. Often confused with a bed sore, these markings can reach from her gooch to her hump back, depending on how rough a life she has lived.

Did you see the old chic JD was with last night... The ass crack had a giant butt blob.

by Jdbuttblob July 19, 2011

Blobfish

A woman who doesn't give head

Sally is a total blobfish, she doesn't like giving blowjobs

by CheckYoSelfBitch February 26, 2017

Blob

A Blob is someone who is not only over-weight, but as well as an overall jerk to the vast majority of people.

You Blob!

by Snuffleuffleguss December 20, 2018

Blob

It’s hadley

Hadley is a blob

by Totally not sam March 19, 2019

Blobfishporn

Blobfishporn aka Levi, is the coolest, funniest person you'll ever meet.

Hey, have you met blobfishporn?
No I haven't
Dude, you're missing out!!

by Ekiriju April 18, 2021

blob

a fat creature who eats people and can not choose his ethnicity. he also says the word chode obsesively.and wears bright colors

here comes blob runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

by mrs yuck March 27, 2005