hanging blumpkin

While getting head on the toilet, your fecal matter hangs from the anus due to an insufficient pressure in the rectum. Only a proper orgasm can release the "hanging" feces and cause it to fall into the toilet with a kir plunk sound.

hanging blumpkin is a genetical relative to the blumpkin.

by BRATT December 14, 2008

Pseudo-Blumpkin

The action of urinating whilst receiving a rim job (having anus orally stimulated).

Give the man a pseudo-blumpkin

by Tiffany's Toyboy July 23, 2009

Blumpkin Spice

What you get when you and taking a dump, getting a blowjob, and drinking coffee (specifically pumpkin spice flavored), at the same time.

Dude last night I was so stoked. I was just dumping, drinking my folgers pumpkin spice coffee, and then this hot girl randomly came in and gave me a blowjob. It was amazing. Gotta love blumpkin spice.

by OhNooooo November 23, 2010

anal blumpkin

The act of licking someone's pooper while they are taking a shit...Two girls one cup style!

Whats best after giving an anal blumpkin...cleaning the shit off your tongue

by AnalBlumpkinator2 November 22, 2010

Blumpkin Pie

Blumpkin Pie is a delicious home made recipe that any male with or without cooking skills can make.

While receiving fellatio you shit in a pie tin. Then as you are cumming, you put the cum ontop of the poo poo. Then you shove the girl's face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. This is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.

Carina: What the fuck is your problem?

Brian: What are you talking about?

Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!

Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new.

by edwin gaffney May 19, 2006

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.

My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.

by mommysmilk April 17, 2021

Green Blumpkin

When you get your dick sucked while taking a shit while smoking a big fat blunt.

Guy One: Dude guess what!?!
Guy Two: What?
Guy One:My girl gave me a Green Blumpkin!
Guy Two: Mann thats sooo disgusting but soooo awesome *fist pump*

by Operation Asian Invasion July 12, 2010