Belagio

The fancy way to say "blowjob."

"Dude! Just got a blowjob!"
"A belagio, you say my dear boy? How splendid!"

by lOCKE sHORES February 23, 2010

Sick Blag

"Sick Blag"

To 'blag', or lie extensively, to a colleague, work mate, spouse or close friend.

Mitch - "I'm Really sorry boss, there's been a; Death in the family/my dogs died/my mother has rabies/it's the apocalypse/I've got aids/I slept with your sister last night (and she was faaannnnttasssstic)

Boss - " That sounds like a fuckin' sick blag to me kid"

by David 'Beef' Hyams August 11, 2008

blag

mix of blahh and ugh. a term used to show distress.

BLAG! My cat got run over by a monkey train and now its guts are on the winshield...and i have to clean it up...again.

by opal renee June 18, 2008

beleaguered

A word used to describe Apple Computer by tech journalists, regardless of Apple's real performance.

Beleguered Apple Computer only has 4 billion dollars in cash lying arround, sucks to be them.

by The_Gobbler May 27, 2003

blag

A task that calls for a lot of effort but with unpleasing or in rare occasions undesired results, but if said task is not completed, the outcome could be much worse.

example 1
"Mark is at work, but has left his key here. Someone's gonna have to take it to him."
"Sod that dude, I'm stoned. Get him to come back here."
"You have to go. he can't come back here because he has some stew in the slow cooker at homee."
"BLAG!!"
example 2
"having to put 5 tags into the Urban Dictionary is a right blag"

by LeiMagnus July 17, 2007

Blago

A very painful growth on one's posterior, either a cyst or an std-related infection; sometimes used to refer to discomfort that arises from too much anal intercourse. Named in honor of Gov Rod Blagojevich.

"My girlfriend claims I gave her a blago and refuses to ride on my cycle..."
"Dude, my tailbone has this blago so I had to stand in the back during the movie"

by metanoia2k December 30, 2008

blag

Another word for a joke

ha that was such a blag!

by queenofspeed April 13, 2007