bleach

My favorite drink for watching cringey musicallys

Girl: OMG have you seen JACOB SARTORIUS new musically??
Me: My bleach bottle is empty. I'll buy another one, be right back!

by Bleach Drinker March 11, 2017

Bleach

The most delectable substance you'll ever drink.

Only causes small damage to the brain.

Taste like candy.

Takes only a few gallons of it to die.

Can find at ur local grocery store!

I drank 3 gallons of bleach last night it was so good!

by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017

Bleach

Noun - If you hate talking to a person so much, that when you do you want to drink bleach.

Man Rachel is so annoying, she is definitely a bleach

by Therealburgers June 10, 2016

Bleach

A tastey drink when you are distasted with little kids shitty musicly videos

Leafyisbeafy:wow this fuckin Lil shit makes me wanna chug bleach

Just a joke kids don't drink real bleach just fake bleach to get views you, YouTube whore

by Potato rangler June 10, 2016

sock bleaching

When you put yo dick in a sock and jizz in it.

"Did you see John sock bleaching the other day?"
"My mom doesn't touch my socks after I sock bleach them."

by Huppalyssa August 21, 2016

ass bleach

A really bad sun burn on your ass

Eric: Hey Hannah what's wrong?
Hannah: I got a really bad case of ass bleach

by Bebopsupop August 19, 2016

brain bleach

When you find out one of the recent Playboy model is the reminder of the ending from Sleepaway Camp.

Did someone just send me a drawing of a man birthing an infant coming out of his hairy ass? Quick find me the fucking brain bleach as that's beyond sick as it's up there with the news story about Genetic Attraction.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018