Clash blaster main

Clash blaster mains are brainless and insufferable. They claim that their weapon takes skill even though their aim is absolute garbage. Somehow, they get atleast 15 kills a game despite their lack of situational awareness.

"Bro, this Clash Blaster Main keeps killing me every game that I join!"

by thinkzooka June 4, 2023

Alaska ass blaster

When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.

Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”

by Damon LaRue April 29, 2021

Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot his load at least 12 feet.

In jack-off contests, I can sometimes be a Master-Blaster!

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

blasterfag

gay fag who uses a digi cam to make crappy videos...known especially for the worst videos ever made, blasterfags is the true definition of shit

"hi my name is joel and i'm a blasterfag"
"blasterfags are the gayest group ever"

by robism July 7, 2004

youth-blaster

one who sexually corrupts youths.

"your mom's a youth-blaster, your mom's a fuckin disaster"

by Lord Mzok April 5, 2004

spangle blisters

The severe pain, ache and suffering endured, especially in your feet and legs, after a night out dancing your socks off.

I was out at an all weekender and my spangle blisters were so bad, I couldn't make it to work on Monday.

by ShroomKate August 19, 2006

snatch blaster

an individual (usually a male) known for not only intercepting and appreciating ones snatch, but for literally blasting it with a huge load, skeet skeet, blasted in that snatch.

"yo did you see how crusty tiffanys cunt was, her man must be a mega mega snatch blaster."

by sideshow slim November 29, 2009