Bork

Showing up to a friend's house unexpectingly, unannounced or uninvited.

He isn't picking up his phone, I am only a few blocks away, so I am just going to bork him.

by David Ambient November 5, 2012

Borken

A word commonly used to describe a horrifying, ugly fleshly penis.

"I was on UK Dating last night and some guy sent me a pic of his penis!"

"Was it a pretty penis? "

" No. It was Borken. It was Borken beyond the realms I ever thought possible for Borken penises"

by Borken June 18, 2014

borkal

When your having sex with a bear and you cum and it turns out turns out to be red and you accidentally hit the womb and it explodes

Sorry, I can't I have to Borkal

by MrShrimp October 7, 2016

brork

Being a brat and a dork at the same time.

She's so spoiled and silly. She was totally being a brork the other day.

by Spazmazzzz July 16, 2016

Bork

That one asain person that seems to know everything.

Omg she is such a Bork rape Alabama hammer hot dog

by Mysterouss July 15, 2016

Bork

An autistic dog, or, when used incorrectly, any abnormal looking dog.

"Dude what the fuck is that thing?"

"That, is a bork"

by DerangedCoffee January 4, 2017

bork

to put your pinky toe up somebody's nostril

Jennifer: Why is your pinky toe up my nose?
Jalloupé: Because i felt like borking you
Jennifer: I would prefer you not bork me
Jalloupé: I like the way my pinky toe feels in oyur nostril

by #IChooseChoccy January 6, 2017