by the 69 kid January 12, 2022
Benjamin surplice is a name derived from the small and desolate yet culturally-rich country of "zimbabwe" this is where he was born and raised by champion fortniter "Barrack Obama". he passed his skills on to ben as a child and went on to die a terrible death due to "AIDS" a terrifying disease transmitted by Dwayne johnson. With the crushing sadness of his fathers death, ben moved to Australia to attend the school AB shiterson. This is where he discovered his intense love and yearning for "MEN" after years of giving sloppy toppy and clapping cheeks he was eventually 200 pumped by "AIDS". like his father, he dies from the sickness. five years later a man named "jesus" got his reboot card and rezed him, bringing him back to life. If you have ever met Benjamin Surplice, then we both know he gave you a BJ
P1- sup g, hey bro, has your pp been feeling extra, uh.... Itchy latley???
P2- no? not really, why?
P1- im kinda worried man, what if it's something... bad?
P2- have you talked to benjamin surplice recently???
P1- yeah... yeah i did do that.
P2- *puts his hand on shoulder*
P1- he... he got you too, didn't he?
P2- *nods head*
P1- *goes in for the kiss*
P2- *rips his balls off*
P1- yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
P2- no? not really, why?
P1- im kinda worried man, what if it's something... bad?
P2- have you talked to benjamin surplice recently???
P1- yeah... yeah i did do that.
P2- *puts his hand on shoulder*
P1- he... he got you too, didn't he?
P2- *nods head*
P1- *goes in for the kiss*
P2- *rips his balls off*
P1- yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by Barrack obamama August 02, 2022
Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!
Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?
Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.
Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?
Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.
Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga
Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?
Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.
Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?
Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.
Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga
by IRON SAVAGE December 05, 2011
by MonkeyCatcher2000 April 20, 2022
by Cumberdoodel May 05, 2020
An absolute lad who is madman when he’s at bingo with georges nan with his supreme arm bands on and is a minge mincer
by Benj_williamson April 18, 2018
A furry fox who roams in the nature, and suddenly attacked on his prey. Benjamin is weak and his prey always get passed him. BenJuhMehn then UwU's on himself in pain BC he's BAD! Then watches Anime Porn....
I see a Benjamin Jacobson!!! - Sofia Boop Beep
Oh Nih! Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! - Kelleigh
HIHNIHWIHBIH! He is weak Attack Now. - Gabriella
Oh Nih! Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! - Kelleigh
HIHNIHWIHBIH! He is weak Attack Now. - Gabriella
by mtaylor23 January 23, 2021