Benjamin surplice is a name derived from the small and desolate yet culturally-rich country of "zimbabwe" this is where he was born and raised by champion fortniter "Barrack Obama". he passed his skills on to ben as a child and went on to die a terrible death due to "AIDS" a terrifying disease transmitted by Dwayne johnson. With the crushing sadness of his fathers death, ben moved to Australia to attend the school AB shiterson. This is where he discovered his intense love and yearning for "MEN" after years of giving sloppy toppy and clapping cheeks he was eventually 200 pumped by "AIDS". like his father, he dies from the sickness. five years later a man named "jesus" got his reboot card and rezed him, bringing him back to life. If you have ever met Benjamin Surplice, then we both know he gave you a BJ
P1- sup g, hey bro, has your pp been feeling extra, uh.... Itchy latley???
P2- no? not really, why?
P1- im kinda worried man, what if it's something... bad?
P2- have you talked to benjamin surplice recently???
P1- yeah... yeah i did do that.
P2- *puts his hand on shoulder*
P1- he... he got you too, didn't he?
P2- *nods head*
P1- *goes in for the kiss*
P2- *rips his balls off*
P1- yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
P2- no? not really, why?
P1- im kinda worried man, what if it's something... bad?
P2- have you talked to benjamin surplice recently???
P1- yeah... yeah i did do that.
P2- *puts his hand on shoulder*
P1- he... he got you too, didn't he?
P2- *nods head*
P1- *goes in for the kiss*
P2- *rips his balls off*
P1- yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by Barrack obamama August 02, 2022
a very competitive sexy beast known for their athleticism
a wide receiver on the carolina panthers (#13)
a wide receiver on the carolina panthers (#13)
by DabislifeC1N October 18, 2016
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The most amazing person you will ever meet. One of the most brilliant minds in the world and has a micro peen. Even though he has this the girls love him yet he always gets rejected. He also is amazing at sports and has broke the record for the largest boner.
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A swegle is a dangerous and rare sexual position involving a carrot shaving cream and a spanish speaking midget whore, when done correctly and to full orgasm it is known as the "benjamin swegle"
"oh my god, did she just get the benjamin swegle? thats illegal in this county..and i was going to eat that carrot!"
by precisionpcx December 30, 2011