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sex on the beach

Alcoholic drink made with vodka, peach schnapps, and fruit juices (usually cranberry, pineapple, and a citrusy juice)
"Real sex on the beach doesn't use a sweet 'n sour mix, you dolt"
by H.C. S. February 28, 2005
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which way to the beach

a common question posed to either sex in an attempt to woo a significant other which their "guns", also can be a truly geographical response
Guy; which way to the beach?

Andy; (flexing and pointing) i do believe it is that way!!

Guy; (responding in same fashion and direction) brilliant, lets go!!
by Andy_Mackay September 28, 2006
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Taking My Talents to South Beach

Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.
Hey Johnny, can you watch my desk? I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach.
by El Tren July 21, 2010
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Fort Myers Beach

A place where Fort Myers locals (usually young people and elderly) come to meander about with friends and family. that is, until THE SNOWBIRDS COME AND CROWD IT UPPPPP. Most people hang around the Lani Kai and drink, hang around the pier and skim, or walk around times square & shop, OR just chill down at the shore. Tight place, till the tourists flock.
"Fort Myers beach is awesome!"
"Yeah, until old people from Ohio and Maine come down with their horrible driving skills and crowd it up."
by fmbeachjunkieee April 27, 2009
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Beached As

when you are stuck on a beach in New Zealand, and you are a whale talking to a Seagull. Also refers to a bucket of water and a hose to get wet asap, and planktooon. Mostly this ends up in fish and chups.
On a side note, Whales cant chew.
I'm beached as bro!
by Dson001 January 8, 2009
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Pacific Beach

Pacific Beach is similar to any place you'd go to pick up skanks slipping in their own vomit while giving head, see lifted trucks or get beaten up by guys with old english tattoos and iron cross belts.
by Paris So Blonde September 11, 2007
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myrtle beach hardcore

a failed attempt at a music scene. a lot of guys that used to have fringe bangs that have since shaved their heads and like to fight and hit people at shows while hardcore dancing.
myrtle beach hardcore is silly.

no one likes you, douche bags.
by risingeyes October 9, 2007
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