Beaked

When a hot guy with a dead nerve ending in his lower lip on the right side gets hurt by a swan in the eye. There is major contact between the bird's beak and the hot guy's eye, resulting in a black eye that makes him look hot and tough.

I got beaked!

by IloveMiloVentimigliafOSHOOO May 25, 2009

Bakon

a party animal, someone that's always down to get fucked up, someone that does alot of drugs at once. (ex. cocaine, marijuana, ecstacy, nitrous, beer, liquor, salvia, mushrooms, promethazine) someone that is the shit.

damn, this weekend is felt like bakon.
fuck, bakon was bakoned the fuck out this weekend!

by the gouch October 21, 2009

pack a beak

To insert the finest quality (number 11 can) of grizzly dip into your lip and enjoy the effects

Yo homie you down to pack a beak?
yessir toss me that grizz green!

by The Griz Brotherhood May 18, 2009

beakin

Dangerous. Getting highly intoxicated from large doses of drugs or alcohol in a small amount of time causing a person to pass out or become out of it or very ill. Usually taken place at parties or teenage get togathers.

Sam- Bro. Do you remember last night? We were beakin so hard. i passed out and i have no idea what happend.
Adam- i know man! Its sad for my brain cells!

Tom- We beakin tonight bro?
Dan- Hell naw. You tryin to die?

by Fogol Manogolllll! June 16, 2009

Mavis Beacon

Typing tutorial program that Gary McFarland has a love affair with on a daily basis. For more information on Gary McFarland, see retard.

Why isnt Mr. McFarland fixing the computers? He's in Mavis Beacon.

by Anonymous March 29, 2004

beanosexual

Someone who is attracted to human beans (Twenty One Pilots)

"What is your sexual orientation?"
"I'm a beanosexual."

by IsleOfFlightlessBeans April 27, 2016

beacom

A tall and skinny chach who calls himself is projectable

"Just because josh is tall , he calls himself projectable for baseball"
"I know he's such a beacom"

by Spencer Beacom September 16, 2016