Closet-opener

A girl who dates a guy,who immedately after they break up becomes or tells everyone that he is actually gay.

My sister is a closet-opener, her last boyfriend is now dating a dude.

by Mattiswhack69 March 25, 2011

Open Porthole

When you take a dump so large and exhausting that it takes a while for your anus to fully return to full tension.
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open

Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up

by CaptainInnuendo August 08, 2017

deli is open

-Refers to the fact that a girl is looking/ accepting suitors and hook up buddies.

-Especially when in pursuit of someone specific

Megan: Holy shit Maura, he's so hot.

Maura: Is the deli is open for him?
Megan: Fuck yes

by Marm the grandmother November 30, 2016

open-sourciness

The quality of a software that makes it open source as opposed to being proprietary software.

Darryl: Why did you get an Android phone instead of an iPhone or a Windows Mobile device?

Art: I don't know, guess I just like the open-sourciness of it.

by GreenMonk75 July 29, 2010

open gesture

to say something without an intention of actually doing it. Making an offer that is not intended to be fulfilled or even taken up by someone.

Rocky: if theres anything you need let us know

Mom: actually there is something you could do for us

Rocky: really? wow no ones ever actually taken us up on our offer before

CeCe: yea havent you guys ever heard of an empty gesture?
by Mac Is Fresh January 16, 2012

Open gesture: sjdusjensisjsnufjfuri

by Heusheusurhfut November 13, 2017

Opening ceremony

When you have to lube a finger and put it in your ass before using it.

I have to commence an opening ceremony before I shit or it will tear me apart.

by Ophinaut October 07, 2021

funnel opening

When you open up a women's vagina like a funnel and finger it.

I can't wait to do the funnel opening tonight babe.

by Big Richard 114 May 11, 2017