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banana

jim: this banana tastes yummy!
by u2dvdbono September 9, 2010
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banana

A yellow 'fruit', (if thats wat ya wana call it!)

That.. to put it bluntly, tastes gross!! EWWKk!

dont eat bananas... sure, their gud 4 yuu!...

...but do u REALLY wana put ur taste buds thru that horrible mushy banananess & gross aftertaste that lingers even after ur 3rd breath mint????.....

nahh... i didnt thnk so. :P..:D
Jim: Dude! I can't believe your eating a banana!!!

Ben: *Takes experimental bite* *Makes unpleasant facial expression, a sign of disgust*

Jim: Ha! You'll be tasting that for a while mate!

Ben: *Walks away silently, dumping banana in nearest rubbish bin*

*Still wearing expression of EXTREME DISGUST!*... :P :D
by lanibro. February 24, 2010
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banana

what stupid toucans claim to when subjugated by honorable men.
"did that stupid bitch think i called her a banana? Fuck that! either way, i'll bukkake her!"
by Juggamond February 6, 2007
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Banana

*inside joke*
John
a joke that usually no one can resist laughing at
TO MUCH CAFFEINE
John your nose is a banana
Catherine guess what
BANANA
by Andrew Vance Campbell February 11, 2005
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Banana

Ok so like, hear me out... scientific research at NASA has proven that the banana is the most bestest, most non-gayest vegital in all existence. Proven to cure cancer after one bite, the banana also grows your shlong. (To calculate how much your cock will grow measure your shlong and a banana. Subtract your cock size from the size of the banana, multiply by 3. The answer should give you an estimate on how long your shlong should grow). The banana also cures gay. So if your mom gay just give her a banana
Whoa, look at how much potassium he exorbed from that banana
by TRAPS R GAYY February 28, 2018
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Bananas

B-anana-S
Another way of saying BS or bullshit .

2. It can also mean crazy.
Also used in gwen stefanis song, saying this shit, is bullshit or bananas.

-She's gone bananas!
by thischikachika12 February 13, 2010
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banana fish

A heart breaking anime that will mess with your emotions and leave you dead inside for weeks.
I just finished banana fish bro im not ok
by chiaki :) February 22, 2020
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