midnight bird bath

when a female goes into a dark bathroom (generally at home) in the middle of the night & sits IN the toilet because the seat has been left up.

"Being the lone female in the frat house sucks! I ended up in a midnight bird bath three times this week!!"

by four on the floor September 21, 2011

whore's bath

washing face, armpits and genitalia

Mary just got done with her "John" now a quick whore's bath and onto the next

by jenhen October 29, 2009

bird bathing

1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.

I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.

by Meow's girl May 9, 2010

cum bath

a large amount of ejaculated fluid

Shut up or I'll give your girlfriend a cum bath

by joccino April 11, 2015

Bath Salt

Recreational drug known for causing good times, euphoria and turning you into a zombie face eating monster

Ron: Hey Eugene whatcha been up to?
Eugene: Nothing much, just snorting some bath salts. Grrrr Nom Nom Nom

by Hungry Zombie November 11, 2012

Bathing

1. A term whereby you clean yourselves.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.

"Bathing is such a wonderful thing."

by Cuckooo March 4, 2009

Bitch Bath

1. To wash private parts after sex.

2. To wash certain body parts when lacking proper bathing facilities.

I had to take a bitch bath after spending some quality time with my man.

by Rosalinda February 7, 2005