Lucky Bastard

1: A definition for someone that is getting something that other guys consider lucky and want

Sorry for short definition, ^^

Girl1: Oh my cat just got on my lap!
Guy1: Lucky Bastard

by Who what where and why? September 9, 2022

sons of bastards

A group of human males that can be identified with a common set of circumstances such as the experiences of been abandoned, abused, betrayed by the fathers or simply never had a father or a responsible father.

Dude1: “ … how about the kind of bastards that left the children to be raised by their women alone, ditching all responsibilities to the family and obsessed with gambling all fortunes away with the endless futile stupidest business ambitions; then when they see the sons may have a better shot to succeed, they just have to do everything in their bastard nature to ruin every chances their shit lucked sons may have …”

Dude2: “ … I don’t know.. never had a father anyway, that bastard left us for dead since …”

Dude1: “ … yah we’re all sons of bastards dude …”

by sonobasta February 12, 2010

skinny bastard

A person that may or may not actually be "skinny," but is in some way weaker, smaller, or less advanced than intermediate/advanced weightlifters and athletes as dictated by Joe DeFranco in Westside for Skinny Bastards.

I used to be a skinny bastard, but after following WS4SBs III, I'm a slightly-less-than-skinny bastard!

by R A W October 7, 2007

bastard ass

total ass, jerk, somebody getting on your last nerve

My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.

by Heather Can March 1, 2009

bastard house

any place that has its doors open past midnight

After midnight I drove past the gas station and noticed some skirts leaving this bastard house.

by cordygo2helll January 1, 2010

little bastard

a little bastard is a term of endearment reserved for the offspring a couple that loves each other deeply.

awww look at the little bastard

by elmo the super boyfriend May 30, 2010

saggy bastard

A male who has the typical attitude of a bastard, with the exception that the individual has a pair of low hanging balls.

I was just getting to meet Michael the other day. Man all I can say after that encounter is that he is one saggy bastard. We went for a swim down to the river and he pushed me into the water whilst I still had my clothes on, and I could clearly see his ball sack wanting to rip out the bottom of his swimmers.

by nathooo May 1, 2018