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Bathroom Guy

A guy that you constantly see going to the bathroom (normally every 15 minutes), often to blow another dude.
Every time we're in the hallway playing ping-pong, we cross paths with Bathroom Guy.
by Adam Pong April 17, 2014
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bathroomphrenia

Feeling like there are cameras, specifically in the bathroom. Bizarre rituals to cancel out the belief.
I have bathroomphrenia in my own home...... >.<
by cr4zysn4k3 June 25, 2014
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ba-shroom

The undying recurrent fungicidal spawn of a common mushroom that inhabits unsuspecting bathrooms of properties that landlords don't give a fuck about. Commonly referred to as: shower shrooms or 'ass hole mushrooms that grow in the shower-because my landlord won't fix rising damp'.
'I have an ass hole of a ba-shroom and I've poured a tone of bleach on it's ass, and the cunt won't die'
'I enjoy having a ba-shroom, it gives the bathroom a real fungus-like touch'
by fuckattude January 23, 2015
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bathroom puzzle

When you're wearing pajamas that are held up by a string. You go to the bathroom and try to untie them quickly but it gets stuck and becomes an infuriating puzzle.
If I run into another bathroom puzzle with these, I swear to god...
by pseudo nympho May 30, 2016
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Bathroom Shock and Awe

(n) When you get back at someone you hate, by trashing their bathroom, by voiding your bowels all over the place, and leaving a horrific mess for the next person.
I got back at Chris last night. I hit him with a Bathroom Shock and Awe.
by Funmunke March 30, 2017
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bathroom bomb

When your girl is in the bathroom and you release a horrible fart and then close the door and hold it closed so she is forced to enjoy it
I just bathroom bombed my girl and she almost threw up
by Big taco boston October 9, 2017
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Bathroom Friend

A friend that you meet while either taking a number 1 or 2 and reminisce about running...and all of the running acomplishment you have achieved over your life.
I was hanging out in the potty with Mr. Hankey when my bathroom friend arrived and we were chatting about our 100 mile run!
by Mr.Radical November 15, 2017
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