Badspot

Badspot is the racist admin of blockland, who until recently, has been addicted to hentai, milkshakes, and tacos.

That there badspot banned me for flaming!

by Sirken September 30, 2007

Bard College at Simon's Rock

A school where people who have arrogantly deemed themselves smarter than the rest of their inferior peers meet to discuss their vast array of knowledge in the fields of politics, mathematics, science, etc., all to try and convince themselves (and each other) that the true reason they are at this school is because they were rejected socially from their old school. The school has an 80% acceptance rate, so don't be fooled by the applicants favorite motto: "It's an early college for geniuses." Expect the worst types of people to be enrolled in the school, and even worse people to leave.

Social Reject: Oh how I long to be among the intellectuals of a caliber not found at my current school. I know, I'll go to Bard College at Simon's Rock! It's a college, so it must be a school for geniuses like myself!

by damnthemall July 5, 2010

Bård

The feeling equivalent to being dragged behind your stolen car 50 km/h on a dirt road in your underwear while your family is being shot, your girlfriend breaks up with you, you're losing your job and hair and the nails you ate yesterday are finding alternative ways of exiting your body.

It felt bård.

I only survived, because i was able to concentrate getting one foot in front of the other instead of the bård.

I wanted to kill myself because of the bård.

Fuck the king, i wish he was bård

by budda April 8, 2005

Baked bads

Any vegan pastry or bread.

When Julie brought in cookies I was so excited, then when I tasted them I found out they were baked bads.

by AAday May 27, 2010

Bard

A league of legends champ that is only played by individuals that are hard for bard.

Martha: omg did u just see Jed? I heard he played bard in the last tournament.
John: Yea you didn't know, he's hard for bard

by Pepsicle January 15, 2021

Noir Bard

A writer (usually poet) who feels as though they are the only one capable of writing what their soul tells them with complete truth. Usually dressed in black and adorned with scary accesories, a Noir Bard feels distinctly more important than any other mere mortal and is extremely pretentious.
Favorite pastimes include: black coffee, eye rolling, short fingernails, and alot of ripped lace

Laure: I just started taking this writing class after school and I feel like a complete outcast
Jown: Is it becuase you dress in color and don't cut yourself?
Laure: yes! Its completely full of these pretentious Noir Bards who wear ripped stockings and smoke black cigarettes because they think it gives them life experience
Jown: How pretentious!

by H-Rubs October 22, 2008

bard

To show a person that he/she has just been majorly insulted

Billy: I have a new girlfriend
Tom: Dude, that's your cousin
Billy: No... wait... you're right
Tom: Ha ha, DANG BARD!!!!

by Bard Master January 8, 2005