Captain Bailout

Fuckin' loser friend who wants to hang but bails out at the last second usually using a gay excuse.

8:30 pm: Me to other friend - "Me and Captain Bailout are supposed to meet up at Sharkey's around 10 o' clock"

9:55 pm: Captain Bailout - "Dude, I can't make it. I have to (insert gay-ass excuse here). Catch up with you next time."

by Martyisruling December 8, 2007

Kat.Ballou

A stylized reference to an awesome Comedy Western from 1965 entitled Cat Ballou.
The epitome of cool in today's chaotic, fast paced and stressful world

This place is so kat.ballou, I'm totally there.

by The Chig May 16, 2008

Plywood Balloon

A Ballon Made Out Of Plywood

Wow Look In The Sky!
It's A Bird,
It's A Plane,
No! It's A Plywood Balloon!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 30, 2008

Marco Ballo

When a pants less man is blindfolded, and his partner (preferably a female) says "Marco" in a room, where which following the source of the sound,he will slap the subject in the face with his man-jewels.

Word on the street, Colton played Marco Ballo with his girlfriend the other night.

by The Turbinator November 3, 2010

shart balloon

somebody who is disgusting both visually and smellularly

Sarah Palin is a shart balloon

by swerty35 January 15, 2011

big balloons

A giant pair of tits

Man, doesn't Katy Perry have the best big balloons?!

by DatAnonymousBoi July 4, 2017

Pennsylvania Ballot Dump

After you're done sleeping with a girl, you tell her you have to work early and leave. Only to come back between 3 and 4 am to sneak in and take a dump on her chest.

Man, Kimmie thought she won because I left, little did she know she would fall victim to the Pennsylvania Ballot Dump. I WIN!

by PMESS-10" February 11, 2021