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Bagged

To go out with.
Last night, this cute boy was flirting with me. So I totall bagged him.
by Micky_Sprankles October 28, 2017
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Jizz bangle

A practise in which a lady is supplied with a quantity of semen on her wrist, this may go well with a pearl necklace or some drippy ear rings
She looked lovingly into her boyfriend's eyes as he told her of the jewellery she would soon recieve, daring to hope that it was the diamond engagement ring she'd longed for for so many months now.

Suddenly she felt something touch on her arm and looked down at her slender wrist, heart racing, where she'd just gotten a drippy Jizz Bangle.
by ILikeBiscuits June 24, 2010
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brown-bagger

Hot bod and a nightmare of face.

Implying you would befoul her...if you could stand to look above her shoulders...or were simply drunk enough.
"That chick over there is definitely a brown-bagger with those goods and that face."
by D0TY February 18, 2003
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Paper Bagger

Someone with an ugly face but hot body; a paper bag over the head would render them infinitely more sexually attractive.
Amy: Is Katy's new boyfriend hot?
Rachel: He works out a lot but he has acne and crooked teeth. He's a total Paper Bagger.
by livefastdieyoung August 9, 2009
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Brown Bagged

To be wasted beyond belief where you are in need of a hospital but your friends are too drunk to drive you there. The chances are in the morning you will have the hangovers of hangovers.
"Last night we were so brown bagged that Abel cut kevins finger while trying to duct tape adam to the wall like jesus"
by BrownBagged March 14, 2010
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tea baggie

1) The person on the recieving end of a Tea Bagging.

2) Opposite of a tea bagger

When someone is being tea bagged it means that another person is putting their balls in that persons mouth. The person committing the bagging is then known as the Tea bagger and the person recieving the bagging is known as the tea baggie.
"So, I told Melissa last night that I wanted to make her my tea baggie...but you know...she didn't want my balls on her face"
by No r. September 16, 2008
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d-bagger

A) A douche bag
B) A person who lives in Darien, and is thus, a douche bag.
"Hey, you see that girl over there?"
"The blonde, prude one? Don't even think about it man, she MUST be a d-bagger."
by checkyoself May 23, 2006
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