Awkward Menagerie

When an ecspecially awkward moment occurs one could then express their extreme discomfort by going through the entire awkward collection of animals.

Sam: So how's your mom??
Tom: Ummm, dude, she died 4 months ago...
Sam: Oh, uhhh Awkward Menagerie
(then Sam preforms the following)
Awkward Turtle
Awkward Fish
Awkward Goose
Awkward Moose
Awkward Turkey
Awkward Crab
Awkward Human
(and any other awkward things one may come up with)

Awkward Menagerie by ohyeahsorryyourright June 27, 2007

Awkward Silence 

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This was Awkward Silence: 3.ly/2HYg

Awkward Silence by johnny pseudo January 20, 2011

Awkward Giraffe 

Very similar to the awkward turtle, it is used during an awkward moment during sex. Make the "rock on" sign, and stroke the other person's arm slowly.

Debbie: Is it in?
James: *already finished*
Debbie:....
James: *awkward giraffe*

Awkward Giraffe by HAW! March 12, 2008

Awkward Dream 

A dream involving sex with a person you would not normally have sex with. Often someone you have never talked to or had any relations with. Usually produces the result of not being able to make eye contact with this person on the following day.

Girl #1: OMG! I had such a ridiculous awkward dream last night!

Girl #2: Oooh who was it about?

Girl #1: Basically the last person I would ever get with...ever.

Girl #2: Um..Danny?

Girl #1: How the fuck did you guess? His penis was HUGE!

Awkward Dream by Kelsey12345 November 14, 2006

Awkward dots 

Those three dots that people put at the end of a sentence to indicate a long pause, usually creating an awkward moment while texting.

- AN EXAMPLE OF AWKWARD DOTS-

Person 1: Hey I just got back from Disneyland!
Person 2: Oh ya, that's the place where i had my first BJ...

Awkward dots by Oblivaknowitall December 13, 2010

Awkward Tortoise 

A two-person awkward turtle.

Based off of the hilarious biology video of tortoises engaging in... mature behavior and grunting while an excited guy with an accent watches.

Friend: Awkward turtle!!
*does awkward turtle*
You: Awkward tortoise!!!!!!!!
*does awkward turtle on top of friend's awkward turtle, moving up and down and grunting*

Awkward Tortoise by jumpin4jesus February 15, 2009

awkward arm 

The real problem though is that those who are awkward around girls over-think the spooning issue and assume there's a problem (this is a larger issue as the result of movies such as Mallrats). There is in fact no problem, assuming the dude is the big spoon. The dude, assuming he is a left-leaner, need only put his right arm over the chick, his left arm under her through the natural crook created by her neck, clasp the arms together through the boobs and be safe. D'uh. Fucking tards.

Dude #1: Schwoah brah, I just realized that there's no need to amputate my awkward arm, the real issue is that I'm just awkward!

Dude #2: Yeah dude, suicide's really the only option for you.

awkward arm by Daniel Betts October 31, 2007