An Archie Kean is someone who is a player. You WILL know one of these guys. He's been very successful in one thing, and likes to remind you of it. He will also be very academically clever, but doesn't do any work, so is one of those slimy people who get an A* with no work. We all love and hate an Archie Kean.
by puckmeister April 29, 2022
Get the Archie Keanmug. Long penis used for penetrating harshly into pussy usually cause major problems after penetrating eg: bleeding
by Archie long penis November 22, 2021
Get the Archiemug. Archie is a kind handsome boy. he is funny likes fortnite. he os also a bloody legend . he is a very lucky boy. he will hae a beautiful girlfreind.
by peppapilg the sav June 23, 2019
Get the archiemug. best boyfriend EVER who i (martha) loves so so so so so incredibly much and i always will :3
he is very smart and occasionally helps me with my homework
very sexy
he is very smart and occasionally helps me with my homework
very sexy
by shinjieva1 June 15, 2024
Get the Archiemug. Always lad that is no taller than 5'5 he is always super angry and feisty always getting angry over the small things like playful insults. He always gets the same haircuts never daring to change even though he "try's to change it". And i think they dont poo
Person 1: you see that bloke why is he so angry
Person 2: yeah its archie tinker he just got called a name
Person 2: yeah its archie tinker he just got called a name
by i will eat lincolns toes November 25, 2024
Get the archie tinkermug.