An Archie Kean is someone who is a player. You WILL know one of these guys. He's been very successful in one thing, and likes to remind you of it. He will also be very academically clever, but doesn't do any work, so is one of those slimy people who get an A* with no work. We all love and hate an Archie Kean.
by puckmeister April 29, 2022

The sexiest dude ever. He has the biggest cock to ever exist. He pulls every bitch in existence. His friends all think he is the coolest dude and has a bundha bigger than kim kardashin.
by nigga dick balls August 30, 2022

by felixthecat29 October 2, 2018

Always lad that is no taller than 5'5 he is always super angry and feisty always getting angry over the small things like playful insults. He always gets the same haircuts never daring to change even though he "try's to change it". And i think they dont poo
Person 1: you see that bloke why is he so angry
Person 2: yeah its archie tinker he just got called a name
Person 2: yeah its archie tinker he just got called a name
by i will eat lincolns toes November 25, 2024
