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Anal Sex Day 

The Comedien Jim Jefferies came up with this. It is April 18th. Everyone else saying it's a differnet day should have to take it up the ass for every single other day on the calander other than the one they incorrectly mentioned as anal sex day.
“Wouldn’t it be nice to have one day that was for men that didn’t cost anything, that everyone could participate in. April 18th, Anal Sex Day. Everyone’s girlfriend or wife has to take it in the ass on April 18th. A month before you’ll be walking around the shopping center saying, ‘Ohh the decorations are up!’ And it’s good because if your bird didn’t take it in the ass, you could do the same thing that women do on Valentine’s Day when they don’t get a gift. You’d go like, ‘Oh me mate Jason and his wife took it in the ass twice. Obviously they’re more connected than we are.”

-Jim Jefferies
Anal Sex Day by LiamTW March 31, 2021
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Anal popularity 

Being famous for having a phat ass and only because you have phat ass
Zack: Poor Zelda from the start of her career she only had Anal popularity

Alexander: Bro I just want to see that ass claps

Anal Chandalier 

When pieces of shit hang off of the hair on your asshole
my cat took and enormous crap last night, then he formed an anal chandalier
Anal Chandalier by James, Andrew September 22, 2005

Anal Leaking 

Where a man's Anus is leaked, like this, by the other person.
Like Ice cream.
And then, what happens, even Poo-Poo comes out.
The Poo-Poos out.
And then they eat the Poo-Poo.
See this person having sucked the other persons rectum, and the other person is Poo-Pooing, and this one is eating the Poo-Poo all over the place. He had some Anal Leaking in the bedroom.

Anal Tuesday 

A global holiday celebrated on the first Tuesday of every week. Methods of celebration include:

1) "The way the natives do": Participating in the act of anal sex

2) "Alternative celebration": The act of masturbating to anal pornography or the thought of anal sex
Falesi: Happy Anal Tuesday! You guys gonna celebrate?

Doran: Yup! Met a chick at the Black Squirrel Saturday night and she said she'd be up for some hershey highway 'splorin!

McQuiver: Unfortunately I'm only going home to tube8 to stroke lil McQuiver to some blacks on blondes.
Anal Tuesday by McQuiver January 24, 2010

anal backdraft 

when a fart is lit, and the fire travels up the butthole.
After lighting a fart, Johnny experienced the warm sensation of anal backdraft.
anal backdraft by Ronen Boyer October 6, 2006