Amish Cabbage

A female pubic hairstyle that is the inverse of a landing strip; the front of the pubic area is shaved while the sides and the lips are left hairy.

I was going to go down on widow Jones until I found out she's rocking an Amish Cabbage.

by Slacker13013 May 25, 2024

amish

the members of a strict Mennonite (religious) cult that established major communities in Pennsylvania, Ohio, and elsewhere in North America from 1720 onward.

The Amish, who are members of a conservative Christian group with roots in the Anabaptist movement, established major communities in states like Pennsylvania and Ohio beginning in the 1700s. They are known for their simple lifestyle and commitment to their faith, often reflected in their plain clothing, use of horse-drawn buggies, and limited adoption of modern technology. The Amish also place a high value on family, community, and humility, and their customs are governed by an unwritten code of conduct known as the Ordnung.

by Arminkshipper August 20, 2025

Amish Anal

Amish anal is when you pour heavy cream in your partners anus and have anal sex until it turns into butter.

I gave my old lady the Amish Anal last night! Would you like some toast?

by Bryoo April 10, 2023

Amish butter churn

When a wooden handle is inserted rectally, until creamy cum is produced.

Last night Davie used a mop handle to give me an Amish butter churn.

by SuperFatSteve April 13, 2024

Amish noodles

When a horse cums in a cup and you pour it over spaghetti like Alfredo sauce

Mom made Amish noodles for dinner

by Jimmy neutron 23 February 18, 2021

Amish Shit

When you use the bathroom without your phone, usually by accident.

I didn’t realize I left my phone at my desk until I was in the stall so I had to take an Amish shit.

by PaulYall March 29, 2023

amish

like pilgrims, but waaay hotter

“did u see the way that amish man was plowing his field ? he’s like a pilgrim but waaay hotter

by amishlover36 January 3, 2021