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amish chin fluff

something a kid calls his facial hair because he's a weenie that can't grow a beard
"check out this amish chin fluff"
by 141154145170 May 4, 2018
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Amish Belt Buckle

The act of pulling ones scrotum ( ballsack) over the top of their buttoned jeans while wearing a belt. The ballsack should then cover up his, ( or now days, her) actual belt buckle revealing the stressed testicles. Then is common practice to show to your friends to make them laugh.
Hey guys!! What do you all think of my new Amish Belt Buckle!?
by KKALEB December 6, 2017
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amish petting

Heavy petting with close on and no intention of going any further.
I went to Jamies house last night for Amish petting because it was her time of the month.
by Imntntx2017 April 5, 2017
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Amish Surfboard

A flat chested 2nd cousin, particularly one that you have titty fucked, or have interest in titty-fucking.
Dude, I totally rode a Amish Surfboard at my family reunion last weekend.
by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019
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Amish Kleenex

The practice of holding one nostril while simultaneously blowing out the other. You would usually lean over or away from your body so as not to blow snot all over yourself.

This saves one from nastying up one's sleeve(s). Since the Amish live a simple life they wouldn't have fancy store bought Kleenex.
"Dad's allergies were bothering him so bad while we were hiking he had to use the Amish Kleenex."

"I sneezed so much I used up all my tissues and had to use the ol' Amish Kleenex"

"I had to resort to the Amish Kleenex since it was Summer and I was sleeveless."
by @ChickieMamaK October 6, 2012
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Amish Gamer

A gamer who for some god damn reason worships old games and consoles and seems to not like improvement in gaming. (Applies to genwunners in pokemon and anyone who wants to look special in world of warcraft)
Person a: yeah all this new console crap is bad, like HD graphics, new ways to design gameplay, multi player without some buggy link cable, all around evolution of anything is bad.
person b: ah classic Amish gamer
by eskimoOFhatred January 8, 2015
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amish rub

Getting back to the basics, but aggressive work ethic to churn your butter, with zero wind assist from an electronic device.
Bill about to get an Amish rub...
by Magic8Bullp May 15, 2021
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