dirty ray allen

Named for Seattle basketball's Ray Allen's Long shot accuracy, the Dirty Ray Allen is performed during anal sex, the male will at the point of orgasm withdraw, grab the hair of the receiver and shoot his ejaculate from long distance into the waiting mouth of the recipient followed by placing his penis immediately in their mouth making him the 'Baller of the Week'.*
*An authentic Dirty Ray Allen is done while dressed in a SuperSonics jersey.
"Yo dawg, I skied from 3 point land and Dirty Ray Allen'd that bitch!"
by Mr. Honest July 31, 2006
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david allen coe

sometimes spelled as David Allan Coe

country singer-songwriter who peaked in the late 1970s

personified outlaw country music with tattoos, ear rings, long hair and a connection to motorcycle gangs

Coe served time in an Ohio state prison

wrote the song Take This Job and Shove It, which became a #1 hit in 1978 as covered by Johnny Paycheck

wrote several racist, sexist and homophobic (the trifecta of anti-liberalism - yet funny) songs released as underground or X-rated albums

his underground album is difficult to find today and rare

among his underground songs is the classic "Fvck Anita Bryant"
"They tell me I look like Merle Haggard, but sound a lot like David Allen Coe," Longhaired Redneck (1976)

David Allan Coe is one of the funniest racists in country music.

If you think Ice Cube is OK but hate the lyrics of David Allen Coe, you're a hypocrite.
by Assex 776 October 30, 2007
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The Peter Allen Method

To find an answer that is clearly wrong by making up a method and using bad assumptions.
Guy 1: I think Jimmy is going to make the fluids final easy

Guy 2: How on earth did you come up with that theory?

Guy 1: The Peter Allen Method
by Dr. Chuang April 13, 2010
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edgar allen poe

The incorrect spelling of Edgar Allan Poe. Often times used by so-called fans that have no idea what they're talking about.
Dumb kid: i am so goth! i read Edgar Allen Poe!!!!!

Smart kid: Yes, Edgar Allan Poe was, in my opinion, the greatest poet ever known to exist.
by Rebekah Rebel June 30, 2005
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edgar allen poe

One of the greatest authors in american history. If they ever make a movie based on his life I could see Johnny Depp in the lead role.
-Edgar Allen Poe is cool
-Yes he is.
by tintle September 12, 2004
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Booby Allen

Little skinny white cracker with a squinchy voice and picks his nose during history, trying to cover it up with a folder.
The skinny figure stumbled into the classroom and the kids instantly recognized the Booby Allen.
by Kristof January 08, 2005
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Nora West-Allen

Cinnamon Bun

The most precious speedster of the CW's flash who deserved better
Nora West-Allen is so schway
by RebelXS September 03, 2019
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