The Peter Allen Method

To find an answer that is clearly wrong by making up a method and using bad assumptions.

Guy 1: I think Jimmy is going to make the fluids final easy

Guy 2: How on earth did you come up with that theory?

Guy 1: The Peter Allen Method

by Dr. Chuang April 13, 2010

edgar allen poe

The incorrect spelling of Edgar Allan Poe. Often times used by so-called fans that have no idea what they're talking about.

Dumb kid: i am so goth! i read Edgar Allen Poe!!!!!

Smart kid: Yes, Edgar Allan Poe was, in my opinion, the greatest poet ever known to exist.

by Rebekah Rebel July 12, 2005

edgar allen poe

One of the greatest authors in american history. If they ever make a movie based on his life I could see Johnny Depp in the lead role.

-Edgar Allen Poe is cool
-Yes he is.

by tintle September 11, 2004

Booby Allen

Little skinny white cracker with a squinchy voice and picks his nose during history, trying to cover it up with a folder.

The skinny figure stumbled into the classroom and the kids instantly recognized the Booby Allen.

by Kristof January 7, 2005

Nora West-Allen

Cinnamon Bun

The most precious speedster of the CW's flash who deserved better

Nora West-Allen is so schway

by RebelXS September 3, 2019

Edgar Allen Poe

The incorrect spelling of Edgar Allan Poe. Usually used by poet-wannabes and emo kids, thinking that if they claim that "POE IS MY HERO!!1", it'll make them a better poet. Sadly, stating this does not make their cruddy emo "poetry" any better.
However, Edgar Allan Poe is a wonderful poet, despite all the poseurs.

Girl: "EDGAR ALLEN POE IS MY HERO! I LOVE WRITING POETRY!"
Intelligent individual: "Oh dear God..."

by Lunar Escape December 31, 2008

Woody Allen Incest

The creepy act of getting into a relationship with a "step" or distant member of your family, such as a stepchild, second cousin, or "stepcousin". This type of behavior is not illegal, but definitely creepy. Named after Woody Allen, who married his ex girlfriend's adopted child. (Arguably if not definitely his stepchild.)

Mark: Hey I wanna hook up with Sarah, she's my uncle's stepchild, but that doesn't make us biologically family!
Joe: That's Woody Allen Incest! And fucking disgusting. Even though I'd plow her hard.

by NemoHavok June 18, 2009