Ak

The Dutch abbreviation of ''AarderijksKunde'' (meaning = geography)

''Welk vak hebben we hierna? Ak''
translated: ''What subject do we have next? geography''

by Dahtsu June 12, 2018

AK

Exactly what you don't want to see pointed at you.

"Whoa... We can settle this... No need to pull out the AK."

by Who the hell am I? February 19, 2021

AK-47

The AK-47 is a Soviet 7.62mm assault rifle primarily used by rag heads in the Middle-East. Paired with the RPG this combo can make any terroist group slap their presences in every fucking newspaper in about 1 week. These combinations are very deadly because these terrorists pounce out of drains the dirty creatures and blast their shots at well trained western soldiers

Man 1: I was in a trench getting shot at by AK-47 weilding rag heads
Man 2: Should've shot em'

by Yoyoyoyoyblud May 26, 2020

AK-47

What is made of pressed metal, shoots 7.62x39mm cartridges, and is practically indestructible? The AK-47, dumbass. The AK-47 is a gas-powered, shoulder-fired, air-cooled rifle that has won a place in the hearts of every gun enthusiast. This rifle, created by Mikhail Kalashnikov in 1947, is a stunning piece of machinery. It is cheap, can be easily assembled, and sends lead down range with the power of gunpowder and dedication to the Soviet Union. This rifle will stay fully operational for 47 years without cleaning only if you display it below a portrait of Joseph Stalin or Vladimir Lenin. This is the only firearm other than a Glock that can be run over by a tank and still operate normally. Many people will choose handguns that shoot 9mm and .45 ACP for home defense. Those people are pussies. Real men will defend their family and their pride with this beautifully designed Soviet rifle. Fuck you I am devoted to Mother Russia.

Random Guy: what do you use for concealed carry?
Me: an AK-47, mother fucker, what else.

by SovietUnionForeverBitches2024 June 9, 2024

My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.

Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.

by pepsimango July 21, 2024

ak;fk

1. some of the buttons pressed on a keyboard when a hand is slammed down on it

2. the name of a file on your computer

You: ak;fk
Them: what?

File Name: ak;fk

by Your Name Heres May 18, 2011

ak-47

a gun that goes pew pew vary loud

this ak-47 is vary loud

by im bored as well as well April 1, 2021