accident

-an unwanted pregnancy.

-an illegitimate child.

I hate my son, he was an accident. I shouldve had an abortion. FML.

by notajerrymcguire March 26, 2010

Black Ops Accident

When saying something about Black Ops you accidentally say Call Of Duty Black Cops or Call Of Duty Black Cocks.
Is very funny when an Black Ops accident occurs.

Guy 1:I just bought an M16 on Call Of Duty Black Cocks.
Guy 2:What dude!?You just had a Black Ops accident.

by SuperBoosterHunter1 January 24, 2011

Indian Accident

Have you ever seen a Native American woman wearing one of those big colorfull dresses? They don't wear underwear underneath and they will squat wherever they have to go bathroom, the dress hides the whole process, so when they get up a spot appears out of nowhere.

She made an Indian Accident in the aisle of walmart becuase she drank a lot of fire water in the parking lot and was to lazy to go to the restroom. Yahtahey!

by Dustin Diamond's Gay Lover July 30, 2004

Accidental Nudity

When your clothes magically disintegrate and you are left in the open nude

Gregory was walking down the street when he accidental nudity and everybody saw his penis!

by Bigdickdaddy47 May 22, 2017

Accidental Bike

When you're playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl as Wario and accidentally make him ride his bike, which can often be a pain in the ass.

Example 1:

Person 1: Oh Crap, stupid Wario got on his bike!
Person 2: ACCIDENTAL BIKE!

Example 2:

Person 1: Aww man, I just accidental bike'd!

by Daini January 24, 2010

accident chaser

an unscrupulous lawyer who instigates accident victims to file cases so that s/he can get business from them.

The lawyer is actually an accident chaser.

by uttam maharjan April 6, 2010

Accidental Invitation

When you're inviting individual friends to something, but other friends over hear you and ask to join, when you don't want them to.

Person 1: "Hey, Person 2, wanna go sledding tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah, sure."
Person 3: "Oh, cool, sledding! Can I come?"
Person 1: ".......Okay." (FUCK! I HATE PERSON 3, HE RUINS EVERYTHING! Accidental Invitation sucks!)

by Valley Marksman January 12, 2011