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can't be arsed

What people used to say before smart humans invented "can't be asked" as a much more sensible replacement.

The advantage of using the phrase in question, as opposed to the aforementioned precursor, is simply one of sensibility, logic and meaning. This is evident simply from the definitions, explained thusly:

"can't be asked"

- 1 - To be incapable of fulfilling request (asking me to do this would be fruitless; implication: I am lazy / I see no point

"can't be arsed"

- 1 - I am incapable of becoming a human behind (fact, no need to be stated)

- 2 - I am incapable of becoming a fool (invariably incorrect, self-fulfilling by use of the phrase being defined)

- 3 - I am incapable of being kicked in the head by a donkey (implication: there are no donkeys in the vicinity; the arguable sole fair usage of the term provided there is indeed such a lack of equine creatures in the vicinity)
phrasee: Do this for me..
phraser: I can't be arsed.
phrasee: You're an arse. It's I can't be asked, you arse.
by Raiden616 May 20, 2014
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arsed

1) That little town on the road to Heavington between Plowed and Blotto

2) Irretrievably drunk - past the point of it being fun but short of it being dangerous.
1) Check out Phil over there at the bar clinging to his stool like he's riding piggyback - methinks our boy be arsed!

2) OK, I'm arsed. If I get to the morning without hurling, I deserve a fecking medal.
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
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couldn't be rat-arsed

We tried to get him to send in the form on time, but he couldn't be rat-arsed.
by Fearman May 24, 2008
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red assed bee

Bees have stingers, and when you piss off a bee, it stings you...if you really piss off a bee, it gets red assed...therefore the stinger hurts just that much more.
Damn, after her sister took me on a date, my wife was more pissed than a red assed bee.
by doug.bingham June 24, 2008
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assed out

when a girl is so wasted at a party she passes out in a compromising position, usually with her butt showing (naked or underwear)
That chick is assed out on the couch. Nice thong!
by Marlow Mike May 22, 2009
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Absexuals

Sexy mofos that like abs and they are sexual
The absexuals trolled guys to see some abs
abs nodick
by Blue waffler August 7, 2012
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Shit assed

When you are finished taking a crap and know that there is a mess to be cleaned up.
"Man, I was out of TP and had to get up all shit assed from the toilet to get another roll."
by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008
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