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Texas Abortion

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.
George W. Bush is the result of a failed Texas abortion.
by hcirteidtt November 2, 2009
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Turkish Abortion

When u fuck your mom so hard, u die.
Dear Principal,

Johnny won't be coming to school today, last night he had a turkish abortion.

-Signed, Johnny's Mom
by Hennessey July 21, 2006
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moshpit abortion

where instead of falling down the stairs, you go moshing and 'accidentally' get in the way of that 120kg maniac who smashes your unborn baby with his momentum. Also called a hardcore abortion.
Just come with us to the gig tonight and get a moshpit abortion.
by pooey bum November 26, 2010
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Recursive Coat Hanger Abortion

The process of impregnating a girl, aborting the fetus with a coat hanger, placing the fetus in the girl's anus, having anal intercourse with the girl, impregnating the fetus, aborting the fetus' fetus with the same coat hanger, sticking that fetus in the first fetus' anus and having anal intercourse with the girl and the first fetus, impregnating the second fetus and repeating, ad infinitum
I thought that biddy went to take a shit, but she really was just passing 4 fetuses from her most recent recursive coat hanger abortion.
by A bent coat hanger July 19, 2010
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poor man's abortion

Striking a pregnant woman in suck a way as to deliberately cause her to miscarry.
"Yeah my girlfriend was pregnant but I gave her a poor man's abortion"
by jjjk July 29, 2006
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Failed Abortion

/Ab-or-Shun Fail-Yur/
Noun
Also known as a unwanted pregnancy, Someone who is the result of a broken condom, defective birth control, or as the name states, when a doctor fails to abort an unwanted infant, many of these types of people often grow up to be dictators of countries, serial killers, rapists, cyberbullies and other unwanted types of people in society.
The weeboo hypocrite known as Shawn is a failed abortion, bullying others, accusing them of being gay while in the closet himself, a perfect advertisement of why condoms and birth control are needed.
by The Painful Reality January 29, 2019
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Mexican Style Abortion

When an abortion is given with a rusty coat hanger and a mouse trap how this is done. You take a rusty coat hanger and insert it into the vag and pull the baby out and slam the baby onto the mouse trap thus killing the baby and finishing the mexican style abortion.
Mrs.Hilton tryed to have a mexican style abortion but failed and gave birth to Paris Hilton.
by I EatedTheKitty March 18, 2011
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