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Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 24, 2003
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Nuttier than a fruitcake

My grandpa used to mow the law in nothing but a wife beater, hot pants and cow boy boots. He's nuttier than a fruitcake!
by Carly Wild May 7, 2010
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A kick in the nuts

When a girl is mad at you and she swings her foot in-between your legs and a Sharp pain shoots up from your testicles to you stomach making you feel like your going to throw up, you feel like getting up and kicking her and breaking her vagina bone just so she can feel the same pain, but because of the abnormally large pain stops you from moving.( some side effects may be crying, blowing chunkes, rage, and reduced spurm count.
A kick in the nuts happens to every guy least once.
by Zman36000 November 18, 2010
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nuts as a noodle top

Someone who is clueless or empty headed.
She's as nuts as a noodle top because she wouldn't give me glue for the glitter.
by Grammy509 September 14, 2017
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hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers

Extremely hot; weather, surfaces, ect.
Whoa! It must be 100 degrees out here. It's hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers!
by SsgMoreno September 12, 2013
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Strap on a pair of fucking nuts and ...

To execute a project forthwith and with confidence.
Ah, c'mon Billy, strap on a pair of fucking nuts and punch that cop.
by simmah April 1, 2004
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My nuts are in a tight wind

an expression used when your in a sticky situation and you dont know what to do
so the other night i accidently banged tom in the pooper, the lights were off and i thought it was vanessa, ugh my nuts are in a tight wind right now.
by carboner in the butt February 21, 2011
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