use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 24, 2003
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My grandpa used to mow the law in nothing but a wife beater, hot pants and cow boy boots. He's nuttier than a fruitcake!
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When a girl is mad at you and she swings her foot in-between your legs and a Sharp pain shoots up from your testicles to you stomach making you feel like your going to throw up, you feel like getting up and kicking her and breaking her vagina bone just so she can feel the same pain, but because of the abnormally large pain stops you from moving.( some side effects may be crying, blowing chunkes, rage, and reduced spurm count.
by Zman36000 November 18, 2010
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Get the Strap on a pair of fucking nuts and ... mug.so the other night i accidently banged tom in the pooper, the lights were off and i thought it was vanessa, ugh my nuts are in a tight wind right now.
by carboner in the butt February 21, 2011
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