The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).
Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.
Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.
We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.
You... me..... newtons?
I just SMASHED her newton rings.
I'd love to be in her newton rings.
I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.
You... me..... newtons?
I just SMASHED her newton rings.
I'd love to be in her newton rings.
I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.
by SHAMID! December 7, 2010
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At first, I thought he was just like his friends, but ever since I got to know him he's the reason I wake up and his arms is the comfort I never had. I fold every time I see his little smile lines and every time he talks I'm mesmerized even though I not understand anything. I like him and how he talks about his interests, how he always looks out for me and how he makes me smile all the time.
I didn't know I needed you so much in my life and I love you to the moon and back pretty boy <3
At first, I thought he was just like his friends, but ever since I got to know him he's the reason I wake up and his arms is the comfort I never had. I fold every time I see his little smile lines and every time he talks I'm mesmerized even though I not understand anything. I like him and how he talks about his interests, how he always looks out for me and how he makes me smile all the time.
I didn't know I needed you so much in my life and I love you to the moon and back pretty boy <3
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I.E. To have a massivle large penis
I.E. To have a massivle large penis
by jimmyv86 March 9, 2011
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When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.
Me and my friend brad railed this bitch and our sacs collided like "Newtons balls"
EWW man your fucken Newton baller?
Ever since Britney found out me and my friend were Newton ballers she's been trying to have us over non stop.
Me and my friend brad railed this bitch and our sacs collided like "Newtons balls"
EWW man your fucken Newton baller?
Ever since Britney found out me and my friend were Newton ballers she's been trying to have us over non stop.
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Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "
Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "
Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems
by AmboNec September 21, 2013
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Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
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