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william newton

William Newton, a charismatic chocolate man who is known to be a true to definiton psychopath over the love of his life Jennifer “Sweets” the Green eyed Angel
William Newton is a true God among men and will disembow anyone who defys him or disrespects his lover Jennifer “Sweets”
by AnoniLL October 13, 2017
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Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.
"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."
by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009
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Newton’s cradle

A game where 5 or 6 men line up and slap balls together like newton cradle balls until everyone except one has left the game
Hey guys you up for a game of Newton’s cradle?
by N22rush October 4, 2018
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poppy newton

a girl that you do not want to meet normally a bitch
by zaccccck adddis October 27, 2011
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Newton

Newton discovered the force of gravity and takes photos of certain teachers.
Newton has millions of photos of you
by Donald Biden November 22, 2020
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Cam Newton

Carolina should have been more patient with Cam Newton even when the going got tough. There's no good reason he wouldn't have still been somebody the team could depend on, whether he was starting or not.
When people have enough money, they feel like their bank account proves they can overlook guys like Cam Newton. He's not the only talented quarterback in the league, but there's only a few per generation.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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Fig Newton

A FIG is a pear shaped fruit with sweet dark flesh and many seeds. NEWTON, John is the man who wrote Amazing Grace. Do your research. Quit being so ignorant. John Newton was a proclaimed Christian after being a captain of slave ships. I won't go into history of him becoming a slave...etc...etc... you need to do it. Rise above ignorance. It is not just black and white. It is more than that. Pick up a BOOK and pass the DROW.
by Gentile22,, July 19, 2016
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