claire kwuned

When someone ruins something by posting it to their facebook wall every few seconds or constantly talking about it.

Oskar: oh dude, check out these sick beats.
Jonah: Yeah they are okay, but that track totally got claire kwuned like a month ago.
Oskar: God damn it.

by sickoner June 30, 2011

dirty Claire

A dirty Claire is when she gets too many guys to count and has a huge orgy in her parents room when they are on vacation. But always use protection because Claire doesn’t want illegitimate children!

Wow did you see that dirty claire! That shit was wild

by I’m tired April 15, 2020

Claire's Ears

The large, cheap earrings you find in the store Claire's that every wannabe thug, gangsta, hoodlum or go getta are sporting.

Basically, trying to look icy, but on a small time budget.

I like my guys to sport the Claire's ears.

He so broke, he got Claires Ears.

by Lil A Sizzle February 12, 2009

Claire Harris

A drink made with equal parts gin, tonic and pink grapefruit juice.

I walked up to the bar at the gallery opening and asked for a Claire Harris. "Well of course darling" said the bartender, "everyone's having a Claire Harris tonight".

by anarchistic January 5, 2012

claire lafler

shes a real baddie and hot. like reallyyyyyyyyyy hot. #wishiwasclairelafler shes like totally tubular and i kinda love her. #fyp #marrymeclairelafler #wishiwasyou #xyzabc #IFUCKINLOVEYOASSCLAIRELAFLER

Claire Lafler is a beautiful baddie beach babe that i want to be and shes in my dreams cause shes so perfect
omg is that the super hot sexy baddie that i would die for!? shit whats her name again?? Oh its CLAIRE MCFUCKIN LAFLER

by miguega June 3, 2022

Claire Fang

Claire Fang is your average Chinese girl. She gets good grades, she has friends, and her friends drag her down. She goes to church on Sundays, and her favorite snacks are animal crackers. Despite this, she is still unique, most commonly found eating from a toilet bowl in the run-down janitors' closet. Claire Fang also likes eating water, and her favorite animal is most likely a moose. She resembles a Harvey Nichols shopping bag containing a dress and snacks for the week that was left in the trunk of the family Jeep SUV after the soccer mom forgot to take it inside. She makes friends with the kitchen staff. Not only that, but she likes making fun of disabled people, and often she arraigns students for not giving her their pencils. she likes to chew the erasers off

Are you seriously studying after school hours?? You're such a Claire Fang 😂

Do you really have to chew that eraser, I saw you finish one a minute ago? You're such a Claire Fang

by Biedio January 14, 2023

Anna Claire

Anna Claire is a stunning girl who exudes an effortless allure. Her perky breasts, perfectly proportioned to her youthful figure, draw attention with their tantalizing curves. They sit proudly atop her chest, inviting admiration and desire. Her thick thighs, wrapped in smooth, radiant skin, are the epitome of sensuality. They possess a captivating fullness, accentuating her womanly allure and promising untold pleasures. The contours of her thighs entice the eye to explore further, a testament to her irresistible appeal. Her thick thighs are perfect for squeezing a dick out of every last drop of cum. But it is her round, perfectly sculpted ass that truly mesmerizes. Each cheek is a work of art, firm and supple, inviting touch and exploration. It sways gently with her every movement, a captivating rhythm that ignites primal desires. Nestled between those exquisite curves is a slender waist, a delicate feature that enhances her feminine charm. It serves as a captivating contrast, drawing attention to the sensual beauty of her hourglass figure. Completing her allure, Anna Claire's luscious brown hair frames her face, cascading in loose waves that dance around her shoulders. It adds a touch of mystery to her seductive aura, enhancing the anticipation of what lies beneath her enchanting exterior. Her gaze is both alluring and mischievous, hinting at a world of erotic possibilities.

I want to pin Anna Claire to a wall and fuck her till her pussy is dripping

by MarshmellowMan63915 September 3, 2023