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coconut kiss

simply put, a blow job, fellatio or head - however you want to say it.

inspired by a drink called coconut kiss that looks like jizz in a bottle.
I totally gave Thomas a coconut kiss last night!

Omg did you hear that Emily gave Freddie a coconut kiss?

Where's Michelle? Oh she's giving Tony a coconut kiss.
by bethbabex June 15, 2009
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jump kissed

When you are taking to a person of interest and outta nowhere they kiss you.
I was out a bar last night when, outta nowhere, this girl jump kissed me.
by TheLivingLegend December 31, 2013
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Christmas Kiss

A kiss that will never normally be happen, but due to the occasion and overall merry-ness, it is given. Generally Used to get the hottie at a christmas party, but sometimes used against one by family.
Toby: Dude, i just christmas kissed auntie jane.
Alan: You're Sick.

Joe: I totally scored sarah!
Simon: Man, It was just a christmas Kiss.
Joe: I hate you.
by Alextro December 24, 2008
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Chicken Kissing

When a couple kisses each other with closed-mouth pecks, repeatedly, moving their head forward quickly each time. Commonly done by middle schoolers or high schoolers, when they don't know how to make out
*two kids walking through a school hallway see a couple pecking each other's lips*

Kid 1: Ugh. It's so gross to see people do that

Kid 2: Yeah. I hate to see people chicken kissing.
by Holy Houdini October 27, 2015
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kelly kiss

When a persons drunk mother licks your face.
Mikes mom is drunk again she's giving everybody kelly kisses
by noimaplaya December 10, 2010
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grandma's kisses

funny ass parody of Spongebob SquarePants. If u never saw, watch it!!!
Jon: "Yo u watch Grandma's Kisses yet?"
Rob: " Yea I nearly pissed my pants it was so funny!"
by HalfRecklessG May 6, 2008
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Liverpool Kiss

English term for a Head butt, a form of physical attack where the victim is hit on the forehead by the attacker's head.
"After critiquing an opposition player's tackling style, Roger recieved a serious Liverpool Kiss"
by D F Stuckey March 14, 2004
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