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Hamilton Kid

The kid who went to the Hamilton Township schools (Southeastern Columbus). You either ended up fulfilling your goals that they shoved down your throat since you were in intermediate school or you completely fell off the map.

This school was known for having a TON of military kids/family and being in the news or local gossip for some CRAZY stuff, such as when the high school superintendent got caught with crack and everyone knows about what happened with the band director.
When school started back up, you dreaded the band playing on full blast at 7 o clock in the morning and having your classes close together was a blessing unless you wanted to reach your goal of 10,000 steps a day. nobody knows why they wanted us to have lunch at 11am. At some point you thought green and gold was an ugly color combination. You know at least one person that rang the bell in the courtyard and got in trouble for it. You don't know how to explain to someone that you're surrounded by cornfields but can see the downtown skyline from the library. and you really miss either the breakfast pizza or those dry ass spicy chicken sandwiches.
"where did you go to school?"
"oh I was a Hamilton kid."
typical responses
1.) "where's that at?"
2.) "how are you not institutionalized"
3.) " oh yeah, I heard about your band director, superintendent, principal, science teacher, etc etc etc"
by AlhareHopkins April 28, 2024
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Mrs. Hamilton

A young soul in an old body. Master of Math and the founder of Hamilton’s Spanish. She also moonlights as a psychic, we love you Mrs. Hamilton.
-Oakview Middle School class of 2022, Team L second hour math
Well, that’s a Mrs. Hamilton all right
by That1OakviewGurl March 11, 2022
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louis hamilton

this may or may not be the name of a popular formula 1 racer.
"Did you hear what Louis Hamilton did yesterday?" "No, I didn't, what happened?" "I forgot"
by bigmonkeys14 February 27, 2023
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Hamilton

He's reliable with the LADIES!
HAMILTON! Sir, he knows what to do in a trench, ingenuitive and fluent in French, I mean, HAMILTON!
by BlueNinjaFrog October 12, 2020
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East Hamilton high school

White people go here a lot of baseball nerds and a lot of black people who like football but they are all crack babies who don’t know how to admit that they suck
East Hamilton high school oh that school the one that has the most faggots(sorry if this offends you) people in it in the whole world right now.
by Twn Squidy September 16, 2021
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Pulling a Hamilton

When you expose yourself for no reason.
Jeff was pulling a Hamilton last night; he exposed himself for his affair, so his wife wouldn't thtink he was out drinking.
by Gonnakms November 2, 2016
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