Drag the Brad

The male version of a snail trail where a guy's pre-ejaculate leaves a wet spot on his underwear, or other surfaces (e.g. a blanket, couch cushion, a partner, etc.) typically after heavy petting or teasing.

That lap dance made me drag the Brad.

by Jesterlestat September 14, 2019

Brad pour

Noun -- An exceptionally large portion of alcohol (typically wine) in your glass.

Don't get too drunk off that brad pour.

This one brad pour should last the entire night.

by Westcoastbestcoastfosho October 21, 2023

Brad bobaguard

A person who asks for a menu then hangs up after stating name. Has a brother named Mike bobaguard who finds plastic forks in the middle of a pizza after eating half of it.

“Can I have a menu-“
-hangs up the phone-
“What a brad bobaguard moment”

by ya momma’s boyfriend August 2, 2022

Brad Gorton

A lazy drug dealer who likes to kidnap and rape kid (mainly boys) he forces kids to sell drugs for them and then robs them and makes them repay him by raping them violently

Daniel: I woke up last night with a sore ass and throat
Harry: did Brad Gorton get to you by any chance

by Harry toreria January 25, 2022

Brad Colson

The poorest excuse for a human

Brad Colson is a peice of shit

by Brittlololol September 8, 2018

Brad & Mindy

Couple goals

They’re Brad & Mindy. Goals

by blondeandblue November 11, 2020

Brad Curl

the term ''brad curl'' is latin for "baby curl" and means to have a curl so small, it wraps around your finger.

for example, ''awhh, look at that brad curl'' and ''you're rocking that brad curl today''

by Droplets64 May 2, 2011