African Booty Scratcher

A slave that was used to scratch their masters ass, because they were too freaking lazy to scratch their own asses.

John! Go get me one of them African Booty Scratchers because my ass is really itchy.

by slave owner hater April 13, 2008

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somebody come scratch my balls

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence

Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron

by zerosai93 June 6, 2009

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scratchy

the kid in school who is not expected to be anything in life. The fall back person when you or a friend is in trouble.

The loser kid nobody wants to talk to would be referred to as scratchy.

by Dustin Vincent April 28, 2005

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Scratchin' Off

1: Verb; The female equivalent of "Jerkin' Off" where the woman takes a set number of fingers and proceeds to rub at her vagina profusely for sexual pleasure.

2: Verb; When a man or woman begins to itch his/her junk, and it feels so good that they either jizz themselves almost immediately, or they continue to masturbate following the relief of the itch.

Ex. 1: I just walked in on my sister scratchin' off like a lotto ticket.

Ex. 2: I jizzed myself when I finally scratched off to this itch I had for an hour.

by CauSkimo April 1, 2011

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