Zoot

A Zoot is a Chinese Watermelon

-Yo, did you see that advertisement for a Zoot? What even is that?
- Oh it’s a Chinese Watermelon, they sell them at the store

by whatsazoot? June 20, 2022

Zoot zoot

To Pillage the Hopkins River

Zoot zoot is out again pillaging the Hopkins River

by Dog balls February 5, 2021

Zooted

when you're so fucking high that your eyes are red and shit

Person 1: i'm Zooted as shit
Person 2: smokin' that puff-puff I see.

by Urban 69er June 2, 2024

Zooted

When someone is sleep or drunk or high

Dude look at that girl over there she can barely stand up she must be zooted

by Jon brannn November 11, 2020

Zooted

When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you

BROOOOO I WAS ZOOTED LAST NIGHT AND IDK HOW TO FIX IT.

by Super cool word man April 24, 2022

Zooted Scale

A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked

4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted

"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."

by cactifetish69 April 10, 2021

Colombian zoot

A Colombian zoot is a cigarette which contains tobacco, cannabis and crack

"Wow is that a Colombian zoot?"

"yes, it fuckin is moite"

by Gla1de June 24, 2019