Zoom 

Zoom, or the free video-calling app, is otherwise a minimalist, school-and-business-favoured Skype. ZOOM may stand for Zombifying Online Ordnance Machines.

"Hey, what do you have lessons on?"
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*

Zoom by Stranger Words October 10, 2020

zoom mirror 

someone who constantly plays with or checks their hair in the camera during a zoom meeting

Dude kept checking his hair during the meeting in the zoom mirror

zoom mirror by jokergman October 13, 2020

Zoom 

app boomers and teachers use to communicate plz use discord if your a teacher

hey man you still use Zoom what are you a boomer use discord man

Zoom by iloveturtles21 October 19, 2020

Zoom Toobing

Touching one's self for personal gratification while on a company Zoom teaming call

"While Manda presented her findings regarding the effects of forest management on the containment of wild fires, Braden was suddenly observed to be Zoom Toobing and was promptly removed from the online meeting by the host".

Zoom Toobing by Flowky October 20, 2020

Zoom Toobin 

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.

Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!

Zoom Toobin by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020

Zoom-Tubing

Whipping it out during a zoom call.

He was caught Zoom-Tubing yesterday!

Zoom-Tubing by Butler! October 20, 2020

Mute the Zoom 

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

Mute the Zoom by anonymous October 21, 2020